Saturday, 15 November 2014


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1. Instead of getting your bum off the couch to take the remote and switch channels, you'd rather sit through a documentary on how dung beetles mate. (And hey, if that's your thing, more power to you!)

2. You'd rather wear shorts/skirts despite the 10-degree weather because putting on jeans takes EFFORT.

3. You run out of clothes to wear because they're still "out drying"... as they have been for the past 2 weeks.

4. When you're out shopping with your parents, your eyes are always scanning for the nearest available bench to sit on. (If not available, you find yourself wishing you were still 5 years old and able to fit into the shopping cart.)

5. You microwave everything, even though it'd probably be more efficient if you used the stove. Who cares, as long as you don't have to monitor it and it gets cooked eventually right?

6. You eat your meals with one piece of cutlery only because your other hand is busy being idle next to your plate. (And you've developed the excellent ability of sliding food off your plate into your mouth!)

7. You realize you've forgotten to turn off the lights before getting comfortable in bed, so you holler to the person in the next room to come over and turn it off for you.

8. You use your feet to pick up stuff. Gorillas would be so proud.

9. Your room starts to resemble a pile of dirty dishes because you can't be bothered bringing them to the sink.

10. You wear the same clothes multiple times throughout the week. It just requires too much brain power to think of another outfit to wear, and if nobody important saw you in it? Even better.

11. Your hair is in a messy bun/ponytail 80% of the time because brushing takes too much effort.

12. You're only "officially awake" after laying in bed and scrolling through your phone for one hour.

13. You strategically tie your shoelaces 'not-too-tight' so you can just slip your feet in the next time you wear them.


14. You're reading this right now.

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